you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
