Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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