Well apparently he's into motor boating.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize