end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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