There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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