your parents love me but you hate me
She said her name was "party"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
tell me about the fingering
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