38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
false alarm, still single
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