that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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