problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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