finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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