we're blogging at a bar
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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