two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Randomize
