I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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