Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
wow bdsm is so cute
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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