Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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