Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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