Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize