uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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