Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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