marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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