WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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