My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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