I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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