Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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