The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."