love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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