sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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