New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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