Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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