your parents love me but you hate me
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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