I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
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