I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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