covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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