At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
She has the best kind of daddy issues
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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