I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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