There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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