just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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