You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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