Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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