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Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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