He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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