We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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