Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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