quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
