I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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