Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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