My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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