the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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