Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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