She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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