Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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