That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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