I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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