we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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