so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
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I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
It's shark week go big or go home
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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