no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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